I saw a picture of Voldemort yesterday.

He has gained weight.

That precious physique of his has been replaced with a belly and man boobs (hehe).

“Lose weight before the wedding, otherwise people will laugh at him”, his mother told me.

Well, who’s laughing now?

 

Me.

 

And after that momentary chuckle

I didn’t care.

Because nowadays

I find myself in

Blissful apathy.