I saw a picture of Voldemort yesterday.
He has gained weight.
That precious physique of his has been replaced with a belly and man boobs (hehe).
“Lose weight before the wedding, otherwise people will laugh at him”, his mother told me.
Well, who’s laughing now?
Me.
And after that momentary chuckle
I didn’t care.
Because nowadays
I find myself in
Blissful apathy.
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