Mariya Ali

I’m loving university life. The friends, intellectual stimulation, routine, reason to get up in the morning…

Actually, I’m just loving life.

I came across (and was sent) a couple of quotes that I absolutely fell in love with, so I thought I would share them here.

Why yes, that’s precisely what I’m trying to do.

Perhaps I shouldn’t judge all people based on a couple of bad apples and restore my faith in innate goodness.

There was a time when words were used beautifully. These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language was boiled-down to four-letter words!

The exchange between Churchill and Lady Astor:
She said, “If you were my husband, I’d give you poison!!”
and he said, “If you were my wife, I’d take it.”

Gladstone, a Member of Parliament, to Benjamin Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows, or of some unspeakable disease.”
“That depends, sir”, said Disraeli, “On whether I embrace your policies, or your mistress.”

“He had delusions of adequacy.”
– Walter Kerr

“He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire.”
 – Winston Churchill

“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.”
 – Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
 – Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word, that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
 – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think, big emotions come from big words?”
 – Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.”
 – Moses Hadas

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea, of any man I know.”
 – Abraham Lincoln

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
 – Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
 – Oscar Wilde

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend . . . if you have one.”
 – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second . . . ,
if there is one.”
 – Winston Churchill, in response.

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost, like having you here.”
 – Stephen Bishop

“He is a self-made man, and worships his creator.”
 – John Bright

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope, it’s nothing trivial.”
 – Irvin S. Cobb

“He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.”
– Samuel Johnson

“He is simply a shiver, looking for a spine to run up.”
 – Paul Keating

“There’s nothing wrong with you, that reincarnation won’t cure.”
 – Jack E. Leonard

“He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.”
 – Robert Redford

“They never open their mouths, without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.”
 – Thomas Brackett Reed

“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.”
 – Charles, Count Talleyrand

“He loves nature, inspite of what it did to him.”
 – Forrest Tucker

“Why do you sit there, looking like an envelope without any address on it?”
– Mark Twain

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
– Mae West

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
– Oscar Wilde

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts .. . . for support rather than illumination.”
– Andrew Lang

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”
– Billy Wilder

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
 – Groucho Marx